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Bad Ideas: writing prompts for when you feel like being a Righteous Asshole

Bad Ideas: writing prompts for when you feel like being a Righteous Asshole

Love our writing prompts? Here are 13 more less aggressive ones.

This is a real list of shit I want to say or have actually said to someone. Use these as prompts to kick-start your story about hubris, inspiration for your next Giant Bitch character, or to insult the person pissing you off the most over text at 1 a.m. who you have no business arguing with over the state of your lives.

Pro tip: use these prompts and call whatever comes out of it “fiction!” No one can get mad at you if you’re writing about the idea of them, not them personally!

I can't believe I didn't post this sooner. It's been sitting in my "WRITING" folder, hidden away from you. Having a shit week? These were made for you. Consider it therapy:

All the people you date are trash fires and you’re trash gasoline, so...

I’d be like, “Give me your wallet before I stab you and tell your wife…”

I’m at Loblaws trying not to cry in front of the Kosher food because there’s no grass-fed salted butter anywhere. Fuck me; my hot acupuncturist is walking this way…

Do you and Duchess want to take Dog Mother’s Day photos with us? I have an iPhone tripod…

He didn’t buy me fudge so I think we’re breaking up…

You lying ass bitch, I know you keep the Pop Tarts in your gym bag…

Harry Styles’ new album came out today and I realized I fucking hate you…

Do you like Hedonism?

I’m always going to be poor and ugly and do stupid things…

I think you just have shit taste in footwear, so stop talking now…

Towel-bleaching butter-using idiot motherfucker ass bitch…

Wouldn’t have happened if you left earlier…

Well, at least it’ll never know its parents were held captive for breeding and its life cost more than saving one…

Next you’ll be getting married and instead of getting favors for your guests, you’ll make a lame $500 donation to an animal shelter in the name of hypocrisy while serving steak…

 

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